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Kristen: Oh my god.

Rob: Was that your butt? Is that your robust butt?

Kristen: Yeah, but i think that was like pre-way-too-little-tiny-short-shorts.

This part of the commentary never gets old. It always makes me smile.

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Audio Post #10- Rob & Kristen being cute as usual talking about Rob’s injured toe.

Rob: This is actually really really tough. Even though Kristen weighs like 30 pounds. Doing this all night was incredibly difficult.

Kristen: I think by the end of the night his toenail was falling off and like black. I felt really bad cause I would forget about it during the scene and by the end of it he’d be like ‘owwww!’ Oh I’m sorry I forgot.

Rob: Do you remember in the first one when we go to the prom and go in for like 3 seconds and then I was like should we go?

Kristen: Yeah, I liked that. I thought that was so funny. I thought we were really cool. Let’s just go there for  a second and then leave. Go and dance outside by ourselves.

Kristen: Maybe that’s what ruined your big toe. Do you ever think about that?

Rob: *laughing*

Kristen: *laughing* My big ass cast. Crushing down on your toe. It never recovered.

Audio is from the Twight DVD Commentary and the Eclipse DVD Commentary.

Old audio posts here: http://kstewbitchface.tumblr.com/tagged/audio

AUDIO POST #9

Here’s an audio mix of Kristen making fun of Rob’s accent. They’re just too cute. Enjoy the giggles.

The audio clips I used are from the Eclipse DVD commentary and Oprah interview.

Old audio posts here: http://kstewbitchface.tumblr.com/tagged/audio

The best part- Kristen’s giggles. She’s too cute.

Rob is making fun of the way Jackson says the word ‘very’.

Rob: Did he just say ‘they’re vay common’. They’re vay common. Is that how you say very?

Kristen: *GIGGLES*

Rob: Vay vay common.

Kristen: *MORE GIGGLES* No, I don’t think that’s what I said. You sound like Jodie Foster in like Nell. It’s really funny.

AHHHH! A little fun snippet from the Eclipse DVD Commentary.

I’m assuming that Rob is making fun of David Letterman. Instead of saying “wolf” he says “woof”. I lol’d at the way he says Booboo Stewart’s name. And of course Kristen’s giggles.♥♥♥

Rob: I mean you’re playing a ‘werewoof’
Rob: *laughs* What sounds do dogs make? It’s like ‘woof!’ Oh man.
Rob: Hey, yo Booboo!
Kristen: *giggles* You’re in rare spirits today. It’s good people are getting a nice dose.

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Weekly Audio Post #4

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM KSTEW.

Kristen: Be healthy and fuck everyone. Seriously, like whatever.

I could listen to this all day. There’s just something about KStew saying ‘fuck’ that does it for me. ;)

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I love listening to her laugh. They are so cute.

Rob: Why didn’t you leave in this little line afterwards. I like the line afterwards when I walk off.

Kristen: What was it?

Rob: I can’t remember.

Kristen: *laughs* What?!

Rob: No, I walked down there. I walked down there. Then you said something. Then…

Kristen: No

Rob: *laughs* No? No you didn’t.

And then they laugh together. It’s like music to my ears.

“The day after like pregnancy rumors. I was like eating a cookie at the craft service truck. And I looked around and this guy just pulled up. *makes camera noise* You feel like you’re being shot too like with a gun. And I was like NO! And I threw the cookie on the ground. And I was like that’s why! And I was like I want that cookie back.”

-Kristen Stewart

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA She’s so adorable.

Kristen: I’m just being a little overprotective here. I hate this. (referring to the scene where Dakota is making out with a dude)

Dakota: *laughs*

Kristen: I hate it.

Dakota: You were there!

Kristen: I know. I was like puking.

Joan: A lot of people were uncomfortable with this.

Kristen: Yeah, I don’t know. I just hate it.

Kristen: Arghhhhhhhhhhh *makes puking noise*

lol awwwww it’s nice that Kristen feels very protective of Dakota.

Rob: What are you doing in this scene?

Kristen: Thinking about you.

Rob: Oh

Kristen: *laughs* And then you appear. It’s so great.

sigh. These two are just too cute.